Yes, dear bloggers, I have returned...
The ego is such a funny thing. One day (or maybe more like 45) you find yourself at home, relaxing, content to never blog again and living a life of pure frivolity -- mostly skipping and playing super-tense games of solitary Jenga -- and then you find a shout-out on a friends blog and your world changes.
Because of Ali (and of course the strange power that Stefanie wields over me), I will update the blog this week with a terrifying and terribly important new story. It will thrill, chill and fulfill all who dare read it. I call it:
The terribly important story of why I was chased by a miniature horse on an almost deserted Alaskan Island.
I do apologize for my absense, and hope you've all learned something about me from this experience: I'll do anything for public praise -- even further degrade myself by detailing the sad misadventures of my youth for your shared enjoyment.
Stay tuned...
PS -- I rhyme now. Oh yes...
Monday, November 5, 2007
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